So time for my Third “Child Sleeping Position” post. For you that are new to the blog go to my old post “Child Sleeping Position: The upside-down Pirate” for the background info on this post series. In short, I have noticed all these wonderful positions my children assume when they are sleeping in the “Big Bed” so without further ado….I present to you…”The Telepathic Pleader”….
This is the wonderful position in which you find yourself barely balancing on the edge of the bed because your “Bed Buddy” keeps scooting over. I know most Non-parents are thinking why don’t you just move him….NOOOO No NO NO. You see by the time he got to this position you have spent 45 minutes to an hour of getting him to finally settle down, any movements will wake him up and start the process all over again. Since you can’t make a sound, or a movement, you pray that maybe today you got those superpowers you have been wishing for your whole life and try to use “Mind Bullets” to make him move.
POSITIVE TO THIS POSITION….
Since working late hours and being a father of twin toddlers, you don’t get to the gym as much as you would like to. This position gives you a wonderful “Core” workout.
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